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Author Topic: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!  (Read 242013 times)

CLKD

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #375 on: August 10, 2012, 09:24:38 PM »
Could she feel the microchip or has it worked back out of the skin and did she recommend leaving well alone or a trip to the Vets and of course, will she pay  ::)
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #376 on: August 18, 2012, 03:01:07 PM »
These strange women sound as bad as the one in my house - she told her husband during a phone call that she couldn't see her mobile phone anywhere when it was her mobile he had phoned!!!  (Thought I was talking on house phone as we got new cordless ones)  ;D
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #377 on: August 18, 2012, 03:41:28 PM »
She had her old purse with her today and tried to pay for eggs and milk with a 10 dollar bill. Chancer!!
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CLKD

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #378 on: August 19, 2012, 08:38:20 PM »
 ::) ......... did she believe you when you explained?
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« Reply #379 on: August 19, 2012, 09:16:11 PM »
Nope! Very embarrassing .
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #380 on: August 19, 2012, 09:25:30 PM »
 ;D
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« Reply #381 on: August 19, 2012, 09:54:25 PM »
She was making sandwiches this morning for my mums party. She buttered the bread on both sides until I stopped her.

In her defense it was 8:30am and I dont suppose she was any more awake than me.

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CLKD

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #382 on: August 20, 2012, 01:56:13 PM »
 :clapping:
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pamela jess

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #383 on: August 23, 2012, 12:14:02 PM »
She was taking her car to get it serviced and an mot, and got all her documents ready, very organised. On the way out, she put the rubbish in the bin, and then drove the 20 miles to the garage. When she got there she couldnt find the documents anywhere, so the nice man said bring them in when you come back to pick the car up. She came home, looked everywhere, then thought..oh no....yep they were in the bin along with the rubbish...
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san

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #384 on: August 23, 2012, 04:06:01 PM »
good job it wasn't bin man day  ;)
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pamela jess

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« Reply #385 on: August 23, 2012, 06:10:28 PM »
Would not have been a pretty sight, chasing after the bin man!!!
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #386 on: August 23, 2012, 07:20:09 PM »
 :o
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #387 on: October 05, 2012, 10:20:16 PM »
She left the grill on this morning after making toast, good job it was cleaned out and not greasy or it could have been nasty!
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #388 on: October 05, 2012, 11:16:53 PM »
well I thought that she was just a city dweller and living in the wopwops I thought I could escape her but oh no!  she decided to turn up here today in the middle of no where on a road to know where....

She fed the dog food to the chooks who obviously would eat dog food as they will eat anything...

THEN tried to feed the dogs chicken pellets and wondered why the dogs wouldn't eat and gave her reproachful looks!  :scottie:

THEN she takes the dogs to the maggot farm so they could scratch around in the dirt and eat the new maggots!

what a shocker!  :o

Obviously she must really be a townie to do something like that because I know what to feed my animals! And every wopwop girl knows it is the chickens who like to scratch around and eat the maggots not the dogs ....

I really hope she moves  back to town really fast - she is not suited to a lifestyle in the wopwops and may not survive!  :poke2:
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #389 on: October 06, 2012, 11:13:15 AM »
Oh we rural ites aren't that bad and dogs will scavange, then come up and wonder why we don't want to be kissed  ;D

Welcome to the 'real' World  ;)
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