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> Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased
> person you want remembered.
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> The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment
> and gracious hostility.
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> Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
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> The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They
> may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
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> This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across
> from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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> Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies
> are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is done.
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> The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would
> lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
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> Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use
> the back door.
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> The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the
> Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to
> attend this tragedy.
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> Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.
> Please use large double door at the side entrance.
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> The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign
> slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours"
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