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Author Topic: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!  (Read 243011 times)

Dyan

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #360 on: July 21, 2012, 03:57:27 PM »
She took my car for a spin and when she came back she put the car keys in the bin!
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Bette

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #361 on: July 21, 2012, 04:34:05 PM »
She filled up the car, put the credit card in the machine and just couldn't remember the pin number! Had two attempts but got flustered as queue was building up, so said she'd use a different card. Then had to wait while she cancelled that payment and did the next one - to much sighing from those behind her.  :sigh: I dropped into Stresscos on the way home to get a couple of things and went to the self-service till so that I could try the first card again in private and reassure myself that I could remember the number - I could!  ::)
Bette x
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CLKD

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #362 on: July 21, 2012, 04:36:39 PM »
PHEW!
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Olympic Athlete

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #363 on: August 01, 2012, 09:57:24 PM »
OMG - she's in my house!

She's 49 and keeps stroking her new belly which looks like it did when she was pregnant with her son 16 years ago...!

She is so weird!!!
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pamela jess

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #364 on: August 02, 2012, 08:09:07 AM »
Shes an unwelcome guest in my house who wont take the hint and move on!! Her latest trick is clumsiness, she keeps dropping things all over the place....
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Shirley42

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #365 on: August 02, 2012, 08:20:22 AM »
Same here and she puts her foot on the bathroom scales when I'm standing on them!!! :-\
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grandy

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #366 on: August 02, 2012, 09:07:24 AM »
 :lol:
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CLKD

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #367 on: August 02, 2012, 04:07:07 PM »
 ;D
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Dyan

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #368 on: August 03, 2012, 07:53:26 AM »
There's been a strange women I'm my house for days now.
Just can't get rid of her.
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CLKD

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #369 on: August 03, 2012, 03:03:31 PM »
Why would you want to ?  ;)
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sandie w

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #370 on: August 03, 2012, 05:26:20 PM »

She just made me pick up the remote control instead of my mobile phone to make a call.

silly silly woman.
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CLKD

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #371 on: August 03, 2012, 06:42:59 PM »
She often does that here, on my settee too   :o
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Olympic Athlete

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #372 on: August 09, 2012, 09:12:50 PM »
She walked up the stairs to my office today and as she got past the top stair onto the landing, passing two occupied offices with open doors, she did a loud - very unexpected - fart!  AND she had the nerve to completely ignore it as though it was a creaky floorboard!

She went into my office and sat on my chair looking as though butter would not melt..!!!

The nerve!!!   :o
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CLKD

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #373 on: August 10, 2012, 12:07:13 PM »
 :o  ;D
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Greyhoundgal

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #374 on: August 10, 2012, 12:29:14 PM »
She spent ages last night trying to get a grass seed out of the new houndies neck before her husband pointed out that it was his microchip ;D ;D
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