I went out a couple of months ago, wandering round Asda wondering why I was getting double takes - did a quick bogie check, all clear - no toilet roll hanging out of the back of the trousers. Strange, I thought. Off to Matalan, walking towards myself in the mirror I see I have two completely different long boots on, one grey suede, one beige. How I didn't see that myself while walking around, or even getting dressed I will never know.