Talking about stupid things....well, I just had to post this

Sitting in our caravan on a new site - first ever visit as our usual CC site was full - and hubby went off for his shower. Five minutes later he came back, red faced, red eyed, panting, carrying his underwear and minus his toilet kit. Apparently he was just working up a good lather with the shampoo when it suddenly struck him there was an awful lot of pink sports bags and trainers in the changing rooms. With mounting horror, he realised yes, he was indeed in the ladies showers, so in a complete panic he turned off the water, wrapped round the towel and with shampoo still running down the sides of his head did a very Mr.Bean like exit - peering round curtains and tiptoe-ing down tiled corridors clutching his clothes. He said he just managed to grab his y-fronts off the peg cos he stretched his (big hairy) arm full out!!

Pulled his jeans on in the corridor and bolted
I had to go back in for the toilet bag
Me, meno brain?? i could get at least a month's ribbing out of this!!