I'm laughing quietly as these and thinking, yup, that rings bells. I've put orange juice in my tea before today, and poured milk into the teapot rather than hot water - here's another story for you. I was staying with a cousin, out for the day in my car but on the way home stopped for some shopping. She got in touch a couple of days later to ask had I seen her mobile phone ... Nope, checked in car, under seats & in pockets etc. Nowhere to be seen. She found it in the Freezer with the meat she had put away. Now there's meno! and by the way, she had tried ringing herself but it was turned off (or maybe just frozen solid!!!). Apparently it thawed out ok and still worked.
Ring a ding ding!