How can I put this ladies?!……….
I have got a butt that is achy

……..The Cockapoo pulled me off my feet, I slipped on some black ice and down I went. Did anyone see? was the only thing going through my head, whilst scrambling to my feet, holding my behind!..
Oh no, I thought, school’s just broken for lunch! A “darling” little chap said…….
“Are you ok Mrs?” before holding his stomach with laughing so much, the little s**t

I am now going to sulk in a Radox bath 🛁