This made me giggle so here is mine
Mine was a trip to Sainsbury and I was off of the planet with my hormones. It was before a Christmas and I had collected a load of wine (organic of course and enough to lubricate a small army - seemed logical at the time). I went to get a TV Times from the magazine section as I had just got a TV - having separated from my partner and having been told by my Mother "Get a life and get a television". I walked away without a TV Times as they had sold out (I was getting more grumpy) and people started to look at me. I was feeling irritable that they should think it ok to look at me when all I was doing was stocking up for Christmas so I LOOKED back. A few moments (probably quite a long time) later past the veg and moving towards the dairy products I looked down at my trolley. It was a different size, much bigger, and full of the bundles of magazines for stocking up the shelves.
So I went back to the magazines, smiling nicely at all the people who I had been rude to, rolling my eyes and tutting innocently to show how silly I was. Picked up my smaller trolley full of wine and carried on my way. No longer a nutter just an alcoholic!
I then went to the Dr who put me on hormones to reboot my system. Perhaps they should be called normones?
