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[viv]

Well we can blame things on a meno brain, but how about my 16yr old daughter.

She got up this morning a had a big bowl of cereal. She then proceeded to pour fizzy water over it  .

All I could do was laugh, heaven help her when she gets to my age.

Honeyb
x

[CLKD]

Oh YUK!

[Eddie]

Witches cat, that was brilliant. One for the Hall of Meno. Eddie. x

[Witches Cat]

Didn't seem quite so brilliant at the time, left the damn thing hanging like a cat-flap.... good job we were on our way home, I looked a real fright, garage forecourts aren't the cleanest of places to crawl around. When I told my son, he looked skyward and said, oh for god's sake mother.......

[Eddie]

 

[Taz2]

I was holding one of my intervention sessions at school today. I got everything ready in the allocated room and then put the poster on the door informing people that the session was in progress and that they should knock and wait. I then went to get my first victim     Chatting merrily away to her we went along to the room. I saw the notice so recently put up by me and.... knocked and waited..... after a while a little voice beside me said "what are we waiting for Miss?"  No hope for me!

Taz x 

[viv]

Patches not working then Taz

 

Honeyb
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[Larney]

 

I can imagine your expression Taz! Lucky you had a pupil with you to help!

WitchesCat- I bet you always check loo doors extra carefully now!

[CLKD]

Last night I was about to step into a lovely deep bubble bath - in my knickers 

[lornad]

haha clk i put my electric toothbrush in fringe it was on top charging hasha now off to have teeth whitenined

[CLKD]

Yesterday: I was topping up the pond with the hose, filling watering cans, taking water to the chickens' run - unwrapped the extension from the tap on the wall ......... turned on tap on wall later in the day but picked up the extension hose  - fortunately the hose from the tap on the wall was facing the 'wrong' way and not up my trouser legs but it was a close one 

[bev couzens]

and there was me thinking i,d lost my mind,,,bloomin meno brain..i went out about amonth ago while have anxiety atacck to get milk ,,but trying to get rid of it..went and got the milk ,,the shop kepper asked if i was ok ,,i smiled and said yes ,,even though i wasnt ,,then i relized i had nt put my false teeth in ,,,so for some un know  reason he gave me a free bag of peanuts..(give the silly old women some nuts to suck on)  so while smileing to my self all the way home,,i put i teeth safely back in my mouth..and walked the dog...BEV

[CLKD]

.... and the nuts?

[bev couzens]

i gave them to my son..he,s got teeth ..LOL

[ariadne]

As I was leaving for work this morning I saw a courier was trying to deliver a large parcel to my next door neighbour who was out.  I said I would take it in and so he got out his gadget to put the details on.

He asked me my house number and...............I DIDN'T KNOW! I actually had to look at my front door! Then he asked me my name but luckily, I knew that one 

ariadne xx