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[jaypo]

Excuse me clkd? 
Yes,always nice to hear your best friend going oh Christ oh S@#T when she rings you 

[CLKD]

 

[jillydoll]

🤣😂

[CLKD]

Turned on the bath taps last night, sat on the loo and wondered why there wasn't much depth - hadn't put the plug in     good job that I hadn't gone to hang clothes into the cupboard or to make the bed 

2day I saw a puddle on the seat so it went through my mind that I ought not sit there.  Guess what 

[jillydoll]

You did. 


Oh said, I’ll have fish fingers tonight for my dinner. I fancy that. ......ok I said.
I made him a piece of fish like from the chippy instead. 
Afterwards, he said, I really enjoyed them fishfingers. 😱
Then the penny dropped! 

Ooppsssss. 

[CLKD]

At which point did OH realise 

... and yep, I sat on the puddle 

[CLKD]

I picked up 'country file' magazine in the week, the cover 'photo of meadow flowers attracted me: DH and I checked out but when I got home, I remembered that I have it on subscription    - the power of a 'photo, hey!

[CLKD]

Knickers  - stepped into them, felt 'odd', stepped out, couldn't see a problem.  Was uncomfortable all of yesterday  .  They were on the wrong way ............ 

[Ju Ju]

Just like my little GS! But he was proud of himself! At least you remembered to put them on!

[CLKD]

 .  The gusset was in the wrong place ........ somehow 

[sheila99]

You just need a slight adjustment. Wear then on your head instead and it doesn't matter where the gusset is    

[CLKD]

 . would any1 notice I wonder 

[CLKD]

Eating toast and marmalade whilst typing doesn't seem 2 B a good idea  everything is sticky 

[jaypo]

Thanks Sheila,going to start wearing mine as a face mask 
Least it wasn't syrup clkd

[CLKD]

 

Syrup - haven't eaten sponge pudding etc. for years

Keyboard still sticky