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[jillydoll]

I left the tap running in the kitchen sink, with the plug in. When I went back out, it was all running over into the middle sink, 😲 luckily, that plug wasn’t in. 😉 I was saved from a telling off! 🤨😂

[CLKD]

I have to do 1 thing at a time or I would be leaving taps running too! or bread under the grill, or ........

[jillydoll]

Dropping things. 
I drop nearly everything. 🤷🏼‍♀️
OH said, I’d be good working in a China shop. 

[jaypo]

I could say ....yes Jill,we know all about your knickers but I won't,I'm obviously way too classy for that kinda talk 

[sheila99]

 

[jaypo]

What you laughin at Sheila 

[sheila99]

I love your sense of humour 

[jaypo]

Wasn't sure if you were laughing at no knickers Jill or me being classy 

[jillydoll]

Ahhhh, I don’t wear knickers! 
Can’t you smell me? 😷

[jaypo]

🤢🤢

[jillydoll]

Whhaattttt? Smells lovely I do.
Lavender! 🤣😂


I just can’t stop talking tonight,  everything I’m thinking, I’m saying. 🤷🏼‍♀️ 
I’ve caught the yap bug! 

[jaypo]

Could someone please lock Jill in a cupboard,her HRT is kicking in 

[jillydoll]

Oh, Christ, been in the cupboard all night. Whose bright idea was that?
Even the mice got fed up of my chitter chatter, and left! 😫.  😂

[CLKD]

I've yet to do something stupid today ...... where's that Old Woman 

[jaypo]

Bought a new Hoover the other day but it only came with one hoover bag,so I took the code down for OH to order more bags,he goes,it doesn't seem to make these any more,you sure it's H47? Me....eh yes, I can read you know,so he goes and takes a look......H74  oh god,the humiliation