Topic: Will I ever get used to my menopausal body? (Read 5004 times)

CLKD · « **Reply #45 on:** June 30, 2020, 08:58:31 AM »

My apron dropped years ago so when sitting down I look fat around the belly

but when laying down or standing, I'm kind of OK

. Until I see that old woman staring back at me from a shop window, thank goodness for lockdown - every cloud

jaypo · « **Reply #46 on:** June 30, 2020, 11:30:17 AM »

How very dare you sheila I'll have you know I'm stunning with my flappy hairy boobs,dangley belly and itchy undercarriage

Oh yes clkd when I'm lying down I've a brilliant figure

CLKD · « **Reply #47 on:** June 30, 2020, 11:36:24 AM »

That's the answer - I was born to have Staff

but thus far have found a Chef who also wields the hoovers-thingy occasionally

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