Yeah, I have ADHD so am very familiar with having to go private and work things out for myself. The treatment regime I've been on for years, is one I partly worked out for myself and then politely and humbly requested my GP let me try, and I was right, and have been stable on it for decades.
They used to require me to see a specialist (at my own expense) once a year, but they haven't made me do that for a while now.
Anyway... just a rant, it sure is frustrating trying to get any straight answers about BCP/HRT and water retention (I search on BCP for clues, even though I'm obviously not going back to BCP again in my lifetime.)
The only clear answer out there seems to be "drospirenone, therefore Yasmin (and Angeliq of blessed memory, RIP). Maybe some other progesterones? Or not. Will you be saying a big hello to your old friend acne again? Well, that's a complex question..."
What REALLY bugs me is searching on water retention, and seeing article after article like
THEY: Weight gain? Will you gain the dreaded weight? You're so so so terrified that this treatment will make you gain weight, aren't you? Well don't you worry your pretty head, little lady. Let me explain in the longest possible terms that that's a myth.
ME: Yes, I understand that some hormonal treatments increase water weight, and it's water retention I wish to avoid.
THEY: "The evidence [on fat cells] can be a bit confusing; a review¹ of available research back in 2000 found no link between low dose combined hormonal contraception and weight gain."
ME: I don't care about scale weight. I really am asking about the water retention.
THEY: Here's 2000 paragraphs of explanation about what happens when you tip the scale after starting a hormone treatment.
ME: Couldn't you just say "it's water, not fat?"
THEY: Sweetie, that distinction is far too subtle for you.
ME: JUST TELL ME ABOUT THE WATER
THEY: Ooh, I see you also suffer from mood swings. Calm down dear.
ME: [pulls gun]
THEY:
"Another reason some women might see an increase in their weight when taking combined contraception is water retention."
ME: FINALLY
THEY: "Oestrogen affects the way our kidneys produce certain proteins³, which can have an impact on the way the body regulates water, causing an increase in the fluid kept within the body’s tissues."
ME: I know, that's why I'm asking. What am I supposed to do about it?
THEY: "This kind of water retention can also happen just before your period⁴, and is responsible for that lovely puffy, bleugh feeling some of us are so familiar with."
ME: Thanks for your sympathy, it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy. Get to the point, please
THEY: The good news is that it's likely to clear up in a few months.
ME: [waves gun around] That's what they said after I STOPPED Yasmin. 18 MONTHS AGO. I don't want a treatment that will make the water retention WORSE and then MAYBE get back to where I started AFTER A FEW MONTHS. I want something that will FIX the water retention RIGHT AWAY, like Yasmin did. [accidentally shoots through ceiling]
THEY: "If you are affected by water retention on the combined pill it may be worth talking to your doctor about switching the brand or type of pill."
ME: See, that is what I'm asking. Which one?
THEY: "Newer progestogens in some combined pills can help reduce these symptoms, and may be less likely to cause water retention than others."
ME: WHICH ONES?
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THEY: "I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Ah, there's an interesting story behind that nickel. In 1957, I remember it was..."
ME:
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