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[CLKD]

 

[CLKD]

Maybe someone had put onto the outfit when you were chatting ?  It's the 1 thing we are all told when going to Church: make sure that the price label is removed from shoes so that when 1 kneels down 

[CLKD]

  .......... >wanders away quietly < 

Has anyone made any comment since, maybe a bit too fiddly to notice  . Better than skirt hooked into knickers ..........

[jillydoll]

Or lipstick smeared all over your teeth! 🤣😂🤣😂
Could've been worse Birdy, it could've been on inside out!
Hey Jaypo....🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[jaypo]

Oh hahahaha Jill,yep,ladies,thought I was the bees knees too,sitting having my dinner in the fancy restaurant on the ship,thinking hey girl,looking good,only to have the lady at the next table tell me my cardy was on inside out,big white label sticking out the side
THERE!!! Happy now Jill?😂😆🤣

[jillydoll]

Just couldn't resist Jay....I'm a grass, I know, I know....💕.   😆

[jaypo]

Oh oh and here's something I forgot to tell the grass Jill,Once in a while I put those magnetic false eyelashes on,just little half size ones,bit of extra glam on the fancy nights on board,anyway,got back to cabin and my OH goes,what's that in your hair?  Aawwwww geeeeeze

[rulo]

Love most these comments!
Some of them made me laugh out loud! 
Somebody ought to write them out and publish them for posterity and to make us laugh when we are feeling so fed up of the daily trials and tribulations that Menopause brings us!
Rulo xxx

[rulo]

We've GOT to keep this thread at the top of one of the leading pages! I'm still laughing my head off at the comments!
Rulo xxx

[jaypo]

Glad we've made you smile rulo,why don't you look at the funny side of menopause and the thread “things we've diagnosed ourselves with” it's just as funny,I'll see if I can find it and bump it for you

[CLKD]

Stepped out the back door to go to the compost at the bottom of the garden - 80ft away - to find that the rain is smashing down  .  Turned straight back inside 

Did lots of stupid things over the years, 2 are haunting me 

[Beaker]

I left work last week at 4pm having told my colleagues I had a dentist appointment to have a tooth filled.  Everybody wished me good luck and I sped off, not wanting to be late.  I arrived home at 4.30pm, fed the cats, sat down with a cup of tea, switched on the telly.... and forgot all about my dentist appointment 
That's pretty dire, methinks   

[CLKD]

Fruedian slip?

Did the Surgery ring to ask where you were?  . Dare you make another appt.? 

[melrose]

My thing at the moment is doorframes, everytime I go through one, guaranteed to smack my elbow up  honestly my arms aren't that big lol

[Beaker]

CLKD they didn't ring me (too busy I think). I did ring them the following day to apologise & re-book. Have to face the whole thing again this week. Don't think I?ll forget again