Well, CLKD, since you've mentioned the subject, I will share a story, I hope it will bring a smile to us menopausal worn ladies!
There was a bit of an out break, if that's the right term, of worms at my infant school. A letter was apparently sent home and all the parents had to dose the children and I seem to remember it was in the form of a powder mixed into a drink. I don't believe I actually had any worms but had to take it as I precaution I suppose. So mum gave it to me one morning. Later that afternoon we were due to go round to the new neighbours who had invited everyone from the road for afternoon tea. There were quite a few children there and I remember all of us being told to sit on the floor because the adults had the chairs. I didn't like it because they didnt have carpet, just polished floorboards.
So I was sitting cross-legged and obviously the wormer was having an effect on my tummy because, and I can remember it to this day, I let out the loudest, longest, uncontrollable fart ever!! Mum said it rattled the windows it was so loud! I think the floor amplified it too! She said the whole room fell silent for what seemed like ages and just as she was about to make her apologies, the hostess turned and scolded her dog and put him in the garden 😆😆
We never did get invited back though 🤭