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Author Topic: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!  (Read 442557 times)

jaypo

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #660 on: August 12, 2021, 07:32:00 AM »
I tend to choose NOT to remember to do the ironing  ;D
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CLKD

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #661 on: August 12, 2021, 08:04:17 AM »
I don't iron - apart from 1 linen shirt which I bought DH years ago : what ever possessed me  ;D but he looks nice in it.  I don't iron unless we are going to a funeral  ::)

She hid the peg bag yesterday  >:( and me, with an arm full of damp laundry  ;D
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #662 on: August 29, 2021, 07:58:48 PM »
She’s back. I couldn’t find the tea towel so went and got another one out.  Whilst I was preparing the dinner, I discovered she’d put it in the cupboard with the pots and pans 🙄
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jaypo

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #663 on: August 30, 2021, 08:34:56 AM »
 ;D ;D
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CLKD

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #664 on: August 30, 2021, 02:12:32 PM »
Sounds like she's found you.  Please, keep her  ;D
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #665 on: October 10, 2021, 11:53:25 AM »
What a fab thread this is and CLKD thanks for a much needed laugh  ;D

Erm, my goodness me! I can relate to so much of what is in this thread about the old lady! I wish I didn’t but I kinda do.

I’m 53 and when I was 20 I thought 50 was really old but now I’m here and my head seems stuck at around 33!  But, yeah the nasty bathroom mirror is the one that allows sneaky old lady to cruelly appear.

She has jowls!  :o  I don’t have those but she keeps barging in with them right up close.

She also has that flat bottom thing going on, I haven’t got a flat bum, I never had a flat bum .. how very dare she.

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CLKD

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #666 on: October 10, 2021, 04:31:57 PM »
 :lol:
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Gynaikeíos

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #667 on: October 14, 2021, 05:49:14 PM »
 ;D

She hid my favourite pen in the pen pot in another room!
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CLKD

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #668 on: October 14, 2021, 05:57:33 PM »
Keep her there  ;D ....... she offered to do the laundry this morning but didn't switch on the machine!  When I went to check 2 hours later ..........  :o
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CLKD

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #669 on: March 11, 2022, 02:21:16 PM »
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #670 on: April 19, 2022, 08:06:37 AM »
Does she have a VitD Spray hidden about her person ?  ;)
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #671 on: May 16, 2022, 10:34:39 PM »
 :-\ ;D
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CLKD

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #672 on: May 17, 2022, 09:06:45 AM »
She made DH tip a whole bag of sugar into a jar where only half will fit  >:(
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CLKD

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #673 on: December 30, 2022, 10:13:16 AM »
Looks like she's out of Hibernation  ;D
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CLKD

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #674 on: March 24, 2023, 09:04:15 PM »
Has she slipped out of hibernation yet  :-\  :-\  ???
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