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Author Topic: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!  (Read 560260 times)

cheekygal

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #420 on: July 23, 2014, 12:21:46 AM »
It would appear this strange woman has wormed her way to my house also! On top of other weird things she's be re arranging, she's managed to put my mobile down the toilet, my dental flossers in the fridge and my knickers in the bin!  Hopefully she won't hang around much longer, she's not welcome!  >:(
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CLKD

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #421 on: July 23, 2014, 10:33:02 AM »
Does she know how 2 dry out the mobile  ;D ......... open it all up and seal in dry rice apparently, leaving it in a warm place.  She didn't tell me that of course, but friends on here did  ;)
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cheekygal

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #422 on: July 23, 2014, 01:54:33 PM »
Funnily enough she knew that one  :)
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CLKD

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #423 on: July 23, 2014, 07:43:54 PM »
Did she suggest the method will work?
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cheekygal

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #424 on: July 23, 2014, 09:52:29 PM »
The method did indeed work  :)
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honeybun

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #425 on: July 24, 2014, 12:44:04 AM »
She keeps wakening me up by tangling the sheets round my legs. Does she really think I want to be up at this time.  ::)



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Joyce

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #426 on: July 24, 2014, 06:13:54 AM »
Very inconsiderate of her HB!   ;D
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CLKD

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #427 on: July 24, 2014, 01:24:54 PM »
Crikey  -  how early do you want to be awake  :o
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honeybun

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #428 on: July 24, 2014, 06:57:53 PM »
About 7am would do CLKD, but that daft woman thinks it fun to keep me awake. Some days if I could get her I would wring her neck.
She put the nice salad leaves in the bin tonight and left me with the wilted bits. I had to start all over again  ::)


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CLKD

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #429 on: July 24, 2014, 07:53:39 PM »
At least she's not in here  ;)
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tabbycat3838

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #430 on: August 31, 2014, 09:41:31 PM »
oh i so LOVE your brilliantly and hilariously written post ..thankyou thankyou CLKD! ..thats the second time ive laughed out loud today now...made my whole day! :-*
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CLKD

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #431 on: September 01, 2014, 06:37:00 PM »
Gleaned off the internet many years ago  ;D  …….. written by someone who has been there, done that  ::)
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CLKD

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #432 on: November 12, 2014, 10:02:55 PM »
Bumped for new members  ;)
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karin

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #433 on: November 12, 2014, 11:23:05 PM »
She shouted at my husband at the weekend😀
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CLKD

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #434 on: November 13, 2014, 10:53:21 AM »
Did he shout back  ;D

She wore my reading glasses yesterday: 1 on her face, the other carried in her hand - spent an HOUR looking for them.  She then cleaned the bathroom and hey presto! found 'em
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