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Author Topic: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!  (Read 559860 times)

terriw

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #180 on: February 24, 2011, 10:09:29 AM »
Oooh dear, now she's been and gone and spoken out to the mother-in-law on the phone last night!!! ;D
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Eddie

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #181 on: February 24, 2011, 12:53:27 PM »
Bet you secretly thanked her AF. Eddie
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ricky

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #182 on: February 24, 2011, 03:12:18 PM »
She was in the bank today, she pushed in front of me just as I got to the cashiers window, they were asking her about having a mortgage riview, for gawds sake she must be 110 years old at least, how the heck does she afford that? surley she can't still be working.
Now as I sit here in the sun she is on my lap I can see her on my screen, reading what I write I gotta go now I will try and get rid of her for all our sakes, do you think it would be ok to put her in the freezer

Ricky
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sandie w

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #183 on: February 24, 2011, 07:04:09 PM »

guess if you put her in the freezer she won't age anymore,   brrrrrrrrrr bit cold though.


Sandie x
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coffee mate

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #184 on: February 24, 2011, 07:38:45 PM »
She was in my bed last night, I could feel her fat wrinkly bum...and hear her snoring like an old git,  Himself thought it was me!
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Witches Cat

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #185 on: February 25, 2011, 01:51:40 PM »
When that happens.... I blame the cat.....
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Meggie

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #186 on: February 28, 2011, 11:25:36 AM »
Have you noticed how she "parps" too ........ sorry, that's the cat as well!!

Meggie
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CLKD

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #187 on: March 01, 2011, 01:27:40 PM »
 ;D
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Lou

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #188 on: March 02, 2011, 08:49:07 PM »
I'm going to sue her for idendity theft.
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Larney

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #189 on: March 02, 2011, 09:18:13 PM »
The other day the old woman was here- she got out a fan heater to dry her hair instead of the hair dryer. How stupid is she?! Poor old thing, glad I'm not like her!
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terriw

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #190 on: March 03, 2011, 09:41:58 AM »
awful grey roots too, about time she touched them up!!!
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Larney

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #191 on: March 03, 2011, 04:39:03 PM »
Anni... I think you have seen the same old woman who was in my house! She definitely needs to do something with her hair colour!  :o
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terriw

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #192 on: March 04, 2011, 09:15:20 AM »
daft old bat, don't think she's noticed just how bad it is!! ;)
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CLKD

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #193 on: March 04, 2011, 03:35:51 PM »
she probably can't find her glasses in order to see how bad it is  ;)
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terriw

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #194 on: March 06, 2011, 01:05:14 PM »
well she's always losing her glasses.....
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