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Re: How are you today?
« Reply #375 on: February 17, 2023, 09:37:36 AM »
 :lol:   :scottie:  did he look at you from the corner of 1 eye as he rolled ........  :whist: is it the kind of whiff that once in the nostrils, stays all day ?

Me - weary. 
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Re: How are you today?
« Reply #376 on: February 17, 2023, 09:43:34 AM »
Yep - I can still smell it  :sick02:…..mind you, I had the last laugh. Nice bath (which he hates) and then a liberal spray of “stinkbomb”, a doggy after shave that he hates even more  ;D ;D
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Re: How are you today?
« Reply #377 on: February 17, 2023, 10:18:33 AM »
Tomato ketchup is much cheaper and safer to lick off  ;D

Mine would find dead fish or a decomposing sheep  :-X.  :barf:  No remorse, simply 'that look ' ............
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Re: How are you today?
« Reply #378 on: February 17, 2023, 11:16:59 AM »
Aaaahahahaha my little chihuahua loves doing this,are you like me songbird,I'm running in slow motion towards her screaming noooooooooooooo  ;D ;D
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Re: How are you today?
« Reply #379 on: February 17, 2023, 11:34:28 AM »
 :scottie: :tribble:

How's the garden looking jaypo?  Men in wellies around the plot?
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jaypo

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Re: How are you today?
« Reply #380 on: February 17, 2023, 11:51:32 AM »
It's looking amazing already,it's going to take them until next week for it to be finished but path edging in place,new step in place,last thing will be the new lawn  :D
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Re: How are you today?
« Reply #381 on: February 17, 2023, 12:14:56 PM »
For the dogs to dig up  :-X
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Re: How are you today?
« Reply #382 on: February 17, 2023, 12:32:13 PM »
Quote from: jaypo on February 17, 2023, 11:16:59 AM
Aaaahahahaha my little chihuahua loves doing this,are you like me songbird,I'm running in slow motion towards her screaming noooooooooooooo  ;D ;D

 ;D Yeah, that’s it, Jaypo. Mind you it was more like………..”nooooooooo you little scumbag”  ;D ;D
Ooh, bet your garden is stunning when it’s done. Ours is tiny  :o…….We went from having a 2 acre paddock to a tiny wee plot - seriously downsized  ;D
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Re: How are you today?
« Reply #383 on: February 17, 2023, 12:35:25 PM »
As long as I have room for a pond system I'll be happy, it's the main reason why I don't want to move: oh we have a good GP and Dentist locally. 
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Re: How are you today?
« Reply #384 on: February 17, 2023, 01:40:59 PM »
No,they don't get out the front of this house,lowish wall and I'm terrified someone steals them.
The garden is starting to look fab songbird,great job these lads are doing.
Haha after a roll in the poo,my dog is picked up by the tips of her ears at arms length  ;D
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Re: How are you today?
« Reply #385 on: February 17, 2023, 03:53:02 PM »
 :rofl: :clapping:
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Re: How are you today?
« Reply #386 on: February 19, 2023, 03:37:26 PM »
Weeelllll - woke again in the early hours with that 'indigestion' sensation: starts at the bottom of the ribs in the gap, works swiftly upwards into chin and if I'm lucky into my jaw and head  >:(.  Lasted nearly 2 hours this time.  Never in the day.  There isn't any wind as DH rubs but nowt shifts.  No pain in arms, sweating or back  :-\
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Re: How are you today?
« Reply #387 on: February 22, 2023, 09:30:38 AM »
Oh - sore back this morning  :(. - I think we need a new mattress. How often should it be changed? I reckon we’ve had ours for 10 yrs  :o…….Anyhow………
I’m thinking about hiring out our Cockapoo to the good people of London who have been reporting a “diamond of a man” flashing at their video doorbells and, wait for it, sticking his willy through the letterbox! 😲 For God’s sake, I’ve heard it all now!
What they need is a Cockapoo sitting primed at the door, ready to take chunk out of said Willy!
Another bloody numpty that happens to be a man!
I’ve warned OH. Make sure your flies are safely fastened before passing our neighbour’s Arlo video doorbell!  :rofl:
I reckon I’ve got enough material to start up as a stand-up comic. What do you think? ;D
« Last Edit: February 22, 2023, 09:32:15 AM by Songbird »
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Re: How are you today?
« Reply #388 on: February 22, 2023, 09:44:43 AM »
I'll sit and heckle  :D

Criky.  There's a risk taker if ever I heard ............ how would he - assuming he is a 'he' - explain that to A&E?


Me - too early to decide  ::)
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Re: How are you today?
« Reply #389 on: February 22, 2023, 10:28:07 AM »
Aww sorry songbird, I DID tell my OH to stop doing that  ;D
Sore back here too  :( "went" yesterday
« Last Edit: February 22, 2023, 11:46:46 AM by jaypo »
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