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[CLKD]

      did he look at you from the corner of 1 eye as he rolled ........  is it the kind of whiff that once in the nostrils, stays all day ?

Me - weary. 

[Songbird]

Yep - I can still smell it  …..mind you, I had the last laugh. Nice bath (which he hates) and then a liberal spray of “stinkbomb”, a doggy after shave that he hates even more 

[CLKD]

Tomato ketchup is much cheaper and safer to lick off 

Mine would find dead fish or a decomposing sheep  .    No remorse, simply 'that look ' ............

[jaypo]

Aaaahahahaha my little chihuahua loves doing this,are you like me songbird,I'm running in slow motion towards her screaming noooooooooooooo 

[CLKD]

 

How's the garden looking jaypo?  Men in wellies around the plot?

[jaypo]

It's looking amazing already,it's going to take them until next week for it to be finished but path edging in place,new step in place,last thing will be the new lawn 

[CLKD]

For the dogs to dig up 

[Songbird]

Aaaahahahaha my little chihuahua loves doing this,are you like me songbird,I'm running in slow motion towards her screaming noooooooooooooo 

  Yeah, that’s it, Jaypo. Mind you it was more like………..”nooooooooo you little scumbag” 
Ooh, bet your garden is stunning when it’s done. Ours is tiny  …….We went from having a 2 acre paddock to a tiny wee plot - seriously downsized 

[CLKD]

As long as I have room for a pond system I'll be happy, it's the main reason why I don't want to move: oh we have a good GP and Dentist locally. 

[jaypo]

No,they don't get out the front of this house,lowish wall and I'm terrified someone steals them.
The garden is starting to look fab songbird,great job these lads are doing.
Haha after a roll in the poo,my dog is picked up by the tips of her ears at arms length 

[CLKD]

 

[CLKD]

Weeelllll - woke again in the early hours with that 'indigestion' sensation: starts at the bottom of the ribs in the gap, works swiftly upwards into chin and if I'm lucky into my jaw and head  .  Lasted nearly 2 hours this time.  Never in the day.  There isn't any wind as DH rubs but nowt shifts.  No pain in arms, sweating or back 

[Songbird]

Oh - sore back this morning  . - I think we need a new mattress. How often should it be changed? I reckon we’ve had ours for 10 yrs  …….Anyhow………
I’m thinking about hiring out our Cockapoo to the good people of London who have been reporting a “diamond of a man” flashing at their video doorbells and, wait for it, sticking his willy through the letterbox! 😲 For God’s sake, I’ve heard it all now!
What they need is a Cockapoo sitting primed at the door, ready to take chunk out of said Willy!
Another bloody numpty that happens to be a man!
I’ve warned OH. Make sure your flies are safely fastened before passing our neighbour’s Arlo video doorbell! 
I reckon I’ve got enough material to start up as a stand-up comic. What do you think?

[CLKD]

I'll sit and heckle 

Criky.  There's a risk taker if ever I heard ............ how would he - assuming he is a 'he' - explain that to A&E?


Me - too early to decide 

[jaypo]

Aww sorry songbird, I DID tell my OH to stop doing that 
Sore back here too  "went" yesterday