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[CLKD]

I trotted the 65 feet to our compost yesterday B4 realising that I had left the kitchen caddy behind  so back I trotted to pick up the caddy ...... cheaper than the Gym 

[Droopeydrawers]

Well I surpassed myself today.i spent ages chopping and peeling carrots and parsnips using my newly acquired wooden board with a built in tray underneath that you just pull out and scoop all your peelings in it to be binned sadly i put all my chopped up ruddy carrots and parsnips in it instead of peel and the whole lot went in the bin.I had it in my mind that once id put all the chopped veg in the tray id just slide it out and pop the veg into the pan but my mind forget to tell my hands so it went tits up straight into the bin and no it couldn't be rescued so it's back to the "chopping board" for me lol thank goodness I'd plenty in.DD 😗

[CLKD]

You need a goat/rabbits/sheep 

[CLKD]

 . About 12 months ago I spoke to a family in a cafe ....... long story short.

Today went to the same cafe and thought that family were there, I was chatting away and the girl said "I don't think I know you".  Wrong family I feel mortified    . 

[OddPomme]

This thread has left me crying with laughter.  Thanks ladies for the "pick me up" much needed today.

[Karen max]

Want feeling the best until I went through this thread and I must say it has made me laugh also I'm so really glad I'm not alone doing crazy things 🙈

Last Friday I went shopping with hubby he sat in car while I popped into chemist, I came back out of chemist with 2 full carrier bags walked over opened back car door sat bags in , then opened passenger door jumped in ... .... oops it wasn't our car , the poor elderly man must of thought I'd lost my mind !!

[CLKD]

  

[CLKD]

DH opened the fridge door earlier.  He went into the utility room for logs    and by-passed the basket 

[Shadyglade]

DH opened the fridge door earlier.  He went into the utility room for logs    and by-passed the basket 

Oh, I've done that
Opened the fridge with a load of dirty washing in my hands.

I went to Bruges with my 'My Waitrose' card instead of a credit card 💳.

[CLKD]

My I giggle ......... do they have 'Waitrose' over there?

[jaypo]

I went to put a bottle of milk in dishwasher 😳

[CLKD]

Nothing today - yet  .  There's still time.

[CLKD]

I was going to water our cactii - some have been in the pots for a year.  I knew that there were 5 on the shelf.  I watered 3 then looked round, took me ages to find the other pot  .  It was in front of me on top of the freezer 

At least I haven't grabbed a cactii yet 

[jaypo]

😂 I have a cactus which belonged to my mother,it's sprouting lots of baby cacti,don't know what to do🤔

[CLKD]

There's a cactii thread