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[coffee mate]

Hi Pat, just thought I'd give you a friendly warning.   please be careful!  DON'T PUT THE TV ON TOP OF THE KETTLE!!   

[silverlady]

 

silverlady x

[CLKD]

Johnson's baby shampoo instead of bubble bath 

[LilFeather]

 
Using hand soap on your toothbrush.  The taste is what made me "wake up".....

Truly...'bout thought I'd laugh myself to death.....

[kerrieann]

ohh no    i raced down to chemist to hand in my pescription lady behind counter stood looking at me waiting and i had to tell her that i had come to get my perscription but had left it on side at home best of it was i it didnt even need to look in my bag as i knew i hadnt got it 

[san]

Put the scissors away ... in the fridge

Why ? The fridge isn't even near the draw where I keep the scissors

[CLKD]

Walking down the street to collect the papers from the village shop earlier to find I had a pair of reading glasses in each hand  - hope it's not true that what one does on New Year's Eve one does the rest of the year! 

[CLKD]

PHEW!

[ariadne]

I was in Tesco today and suddenly remembered the time when I bought something with cash and then asked for £10 Cashback. The checkout lady asked for my card and so I gave her my Clubcard but she said she wanted my debit card. I told her I had already paid but wanted some Cashback. I just couldn't understand why she wanted my card when I'd already paid Why wouldn't she just give me my £10 Cashback.

It was quite some time before the penny dropped and I went all red and said "Oh Lord, I've been asking Tesco to give me £10 for free" 

ariadne xx

[CLKD]

I have had 2 good days ........... 

[Ziggy]

I was in Tesco today and suddenly remembered the time when I bought something with cash and then asked for £10 Cashback. The checkout lady asked for my card and so I gave her my Clubcard but she said she wanted my debit card. I told her I had already paid but wanted some Cashback. I just couldn't understand why she wanted my card when I'd already paid Why wouldn't she just give me my £10 Cashback.

It was quite some time before the penny dropped and I went all red and said "Oh Lord, I've been asking Tesco to give me £10 for free" 



ariadne xx

I've done this before! It's funny how they aren't keen to give you cashback when you pay with cash 

[ariadne]

Ha Ha - so pleased to hear I'm not the only one who's done that 

ariadne xx

[carmel]

I had made lunch and put black pepper on it.  That evening I was making dinner and wanted the black pepper.  Looked in the cupboard but it wasn't where it should be.  Thought I had left it out on the worktop but it wasn't there either, so gave up looking.  The following morning when I was getting out the milk for breakfast, here was the black pepper sitting in the fridge door beside the milk.  I think I must be getting blind as well as forgetful as I had opened the fridge several times the previous evening.  My son thought it was hilarious.

[CLKD]

 

[jgr]

Looking for my glasses the other day only to find they were still on my face