LOL, I too have done these things. Try to change the channel with the phone, or phone somebody with the remote. Look for me keys and find them in my hand. Found my glasses on my nose after looking for them, and accusing my hubby of using them and putting them somewhere else. LOL, He didn't even notice they were on my face, so it's not just us. I once took out the dog's chewing bones from the freezer, and the frying pan at the same time, I guess was going to cook them for dinner.
I can't remember the last time I was able to go out the door only only once. I always forget something, and have to come back. Then I forget what I was coming back in for, and have to stand there feeling silly, trying to remember.
How about being so tired, you fall asleep on the toilet, in the basement? That was a bad one though because when I woke up, I didn't realize my legs were still asleep, and when I tried to stand up, my legs went out from under me, and I fell, and smashed my face on the concrete floor. It hurt like a S.O.B., and the results were 2 good shiners.
The other day, I found my medicine in the freezer. I have no idea, or memory, of how it got from the cupboard to the freezer though. I could go on and on with the silly things I've done. Just laugh them off. They can be frustrating, but it happens to the best of people.
Take care.
Platte