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[CLKD]

What are we like 

[jaypo]

When I say......... I can't find my spex ANYWHERE, I know by the look passed between my OH and daughter,that they're on my head 

[CLKD]

I read that as Spandex - need to find my glasses 

[jaypo]

  I know exactly where my spandex pants are

[CLKD]

In the drawer in the spare bedroom 

[Ju Ju]

Not just us women who do daft things. Today me navigating with the help of satnav. Both said next left at a crossroads. DH went straight on. I said that I had said left. He said that he didn’t think that left! So when is left not left?! 

[CLKD]

    mine is left handed and still doesn't know 

[CLKD]

Well: last night  I decided to have some supper: butter on some freshly baked bread.  On the side of the plate I added two white tablets, somehow 1 got swept up with the butter 

[jaypo]

Well,today,as I passed the bedroom mirror, I saw a dark spot on my chest,blimey,that wasn't there yesterday,omg, I thought...I've got one of those melanomas  so I quickly went to the magnifying mirror and......it was a bit of chocolate which had fallen from my bikky    Anxiety attack avoided

[CLKD]

   in a house with dogs, how could that last long on your chin 

[jaypo]

Haha,yep,it's not often they miss a tiny morsel 

[CLKD]

Chocolate wouldn't touch my chin 

[CLKD]

DH has started adding thick marmalade to his morning porridge after it's cooked: almost, but not quite, dropped some into his cuppa instead of his bowl   

[jaypo]

Marmalade!?!? In his porridge!?!? Sassanach!!! 

[CLKD]

Yep