No, Sheila, there's no such thing as too big to be a lap dog and you know it! Just because you get uncomfortable, your back aches and your legs go numb, you get bored because you cant reach the tv remote and you won't get up when you want to because she looks so peaceful that you don't want to disturb her, but when she does get up you'll be thinking "awww no, don't go yet".. Anyway, the way she sees it, it's your lap that's too small.