I was sitting on the settee chatting to hubby early this evening, I looked up out of the front window & saw about 10 cows running up our road in front of the houses opposite......
They were trampling through front lawns & making a hell of a noise. I could not believe it.
Seems they had escaped from the local farm down the lane & decided to take a look around the village.
Hubby jumped up, put his boots on & went out to help herd them back down the lane to the farm. Luckily he use to work on a farm & is very confident with cattle (unlike me a townie).
After about 20 minutes hubby & a few other locals returned safely to their homes - but not before most of them had trampled cow s**t through their houses
.
I shouldn't laugh really as we were that close to doing it ourselves.
We know the farmer as he frequents the local pub
. he has promised a pint on the bar tonight for hubby.
I shall probably have dreams now tonight involving cows.........