Topic: Lockdown ends [What to do during the crisis] (Read 35165 times)

CLKD · « **Reply #300 on:** June 28, 2020, 04:09:56 PM »

Oh if you source any large eyelashes, let me know

....... I want some for the camper

There are also fingers/hands that look as though someone is stuck in the boot

jaypo · « **Reply #301 on:** June 28, 2020, 05:31:50 PM »

Aaahahahaha I'd have them

CLKD · « **Reply #302 on:** June 28, 2020, 05:58:30 PM »

talk about little things

by AoE Performance

Price: ?2.95 & FREE Delivery

Universal - will fit any car.

Easy to fit / remove - Self adhesive tape (will not damage car).

Not for motorway use - excessive speed may cause paint damage. [shouldn't be doing excessive speeds anyway

]

Put on someones car for an hilarious practical joke.

jaypo · « **Reply #303 on:** June 28, 2020, 07:34:13 PM »

I never speed clkd

yep I'm easily amused but that's my sense of humour

CLKD · « **Reply #304 on:** June 28, 2020, 07:35:02 PM »

Shall we go for some eyelashes then

jaypo · « **Reply #305 on:** June 28, 2020, 07:38:37 PM »

My car will start looking like me

CLKD · « **Reply #306 on:** June 28, 2020, 07:40:08 PM »

Does that matter? It's said that owners start looking like their

jaypo · « **Reply #307 on:** June 28, 2020, 08:50:05 PM »

Hahahahaha you've seen my poodle so you decide

sheila99 · « **Reply #308 on:** June 28, 2020, 10:02:16 PM »

I thought it was personality not looks? I'll have to start chasing sheep. And wiping my nose on the telly trying to catch a ball. And standing in the stream splashing and trying to catch the splash. And chasing the rat down the hosepipe when the water's turned on. Come to think of it perhaps I am as mad as my dog

jaypo · « **Reply #309 on:** June 29, 2020, 07:43:28 AM »

Yay,nothing wrong with that, I stare and drool at my OH when he's eating chocolate

CLKD · « **Reply #310 on:** July 04, 2020, 04:03:21 PM »

How early would you get up for your first haircut

. - it certainly wouldn't have been midnight

I'm going to wait - I took the scissors to mine in the week and no-one !! has noticed. Unless it looks so bad that DH daren't $:-\$

. Mine will be OK for at least 3 weeks which gives me time to buy more masks .......... the salon price has gone up and they are charging for PPE $:-\$

CLKD · « **Reply #311 on:** July 04, 2020, 04:16:39 PM »

- those concerned should be chained together and made to rebuild every brick etc.. and their parents should also be changed and made to rebuild every corner stone and window - GradeII - will take years to get clearance for a re-build

A car smashed through the front of a pub hours before it was due to open for the first time in nearly four months.

The owners of the Swan Inn near Ashford in Kent were woken by a "terrible bang" at about 02:00 BST as a Land Rover crashed into the grade-II building.

Landlord Ray Perkins said he was "distraught," adding: "We just don't know why we had such bad luck".

A 17-year-old boy has been arrested on suspicion of drink-driving and taking a vehicle without consent.

The teenager and two other 17 year olds were treated at hospital for minor injuries before being discharged, Kent Police said.

Mr Perkins said: "We spent weeks getting the pub ready to open today and eight hours before we are due to open, this happens. How much bad luck can we have?"

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