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littleminnie

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Menopause Test
« on: December 30, 2019, 07:55:58 PM »
Tesco are selling a menopause test kit  :o
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CLKD

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Re: Menopause Test
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2019, 02:50:57 PM »
"Every Little Helps" ?  ;)

How is it supposed to work.  Surely that's a 1 April product ?  :D
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littleminnie

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Re: Menopause Test
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2019, 04:14:34 PM »
Not sure how it works.  They have a ‘new range' of menopause products.
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Ladybt28

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Re: Menopause Test
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2019, 04:26:59 PM »
My husband says "it's actually a frying pan and after a month if you have the impression of you're husband's face on the bottom of it, then you are menopausal"!!  :rofl:
 
OOOh wonder what it actually does?  Maybe it tests FSH to see if it has dropped sufficiently for you to be considered menopausal combined with your age???
We relying on you to tell us what the packet says littleminnie  :)  I can guarantee they won't have them here in Northern Ireland!
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Cazikins

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Re: Menopause Test
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2019, 04:56:51 PM »
Here you go ladies:

https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/304403979'sc_cmp=ppc*GHS+-+Grocery+-+New*PX+%7C+Shopping+GSC+%7C+All+Products+%2B+Tesco+Brand*New:+Non-Food:+Health+%26+Beauty:+Health+%26+Beauty*PRODUCT_GROUP304403979*&ds_rl=1116019&ds_rl=1116016&ds_rl=1116019&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI1uDy9Kzg5gIVRbTtCh2ILwZqEAQYASABEgIf2fD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds
 
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Re: Menopause Test
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2019, 05:01:08 PM »
I'm more intrigued as to why it's on the same page as a cucumber 🥒.  :o ::)
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Ladybt28

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Re: Menopause Test
« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2019, 05:04:54 PM »
Cheers Cazikins - if you read the more detailed info, it is does indeed test Follicle Stimulating Hormone (FSH).
The details from the Tesco site doesn't really say much does it so I looked elsewhere xx
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Cazikins

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Re: Menopause Test
« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2019, 05:15:37 PM »
Quote from: Shadyglade on December 31, 2019, 05:01:08 PM
I'm more intrigued as to why it's on the same page as a cucumber 🥒.  :o ::)

I know I saw that too  ;D ;D

Quote from: Ladybt28 on December 31, 2019, 05:04:54 PM
Cheers Cazikins - if you read the more detailed info, it is does indeed test Follicle Stimulating Hormone (FSH).
The details from the Tesco site doesn't really say much does it so I looked elsewhere xx

Yes I saw that too Ladybt - not sure I need a test at my age but I suppose it's an option for some woman to get an idea of things??? :-\ :-\
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CLKD

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Re: Menopause Test
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2019, 06:03:46 PM »
 :rofl:
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littleminnie

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Re: Menopause Test
« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2020, 06:49:47 PM »
£7.46 if anyone is interested in buying one. 
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littleminnie

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Re: Menopause Test
« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2020, 07:50:24 PM »
Really, never seen them before. 
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CLKD

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Re: Menopause Test
« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2020, 08:02:11 PM »
Oh how messy  ;D and we don't have a clock in our bathroom so getting the reading of results spot on might be difficult.  Might buy 1 out of curio though it's made in France  :-X
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littleminnie

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Re: Menopause Test
« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2020, 04:09:52 PM »
The instructions will be in English too.  I think you just wee on it  :o
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CLKD

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Re: Menopause Test
« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2020, 04:10:34 PM »
It is in English - that's how I found out that it might be a messy procedure  ;D
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littleminnie

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Re: Menopause Test
« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2020, 04:25:53 PM »
Ahh
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