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Tc

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Re: Shock today
« Reply #90 on: March 28, 2019, 09:46:40 PM »
I did wonder. Utrogestan and omprazole are the only things I take orally. I have this thing called Gilbert's disease. I actually always forget about it. But it's a blood thing connected to bile. It's supposed to have no symptoms except yellowing skin and eyes but I've never had that. Tg.
I think that's why transdermal is so popular now as it bypasses the liver

Ladies I've had a weird day. Crying one minute laughing the next. ..but..
something has realy made me laugh just now...

Fartydoll.  It could be the menopausal version of tiny tears :)
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jaypo

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Re: Shock today
« Reply #91 on: March 28, 2019, 09:49:32 PM »
There could be a new toy in the making😆
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jaypo

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Re: Shock today
« Reply #92 on: March 28, 2019, 10:08:18 PM »
Jill's going to see this,I take no blame,tell her it was that Tc 😆😂
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Tc

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Re: Shock today
« Reply #93 on: March 28, 2019, 10:11:04 PM »
Haha
 Let's call the new toy Menopause barbie. One minute she wants a cuddle and the next she rips your head off with her bare little plastic barbie  hands.
I think I might be projecting a bit.
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Tc

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Re: Shock today
« Reply #94 on: March 28, 2019, 10:34:57 PM »
Comes complete with hormone patch.
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Tc

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Re: Shock today
« Reply #95 on: March 28, 2019, 10:50:16 PM »
 :rofl:
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Tc

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Re: Shock today
« Reply #96 on: March 28, 2019, 10:59:26 PM »
And she would have VA only she doesnt have a vagina
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Robin

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Re: Shock today
« Reply #97 on: March 28, 2019, 11:03:13 PM »
Because her gp wouldn't let her have vagifem so she's totally closed up
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pants46

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Re: Shock today
« Reply #98 on: March 28, 2019, 11:05:38 PM »
And that's why Ken f*cked off with the nanny.
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Robin

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Re: Shock today
« Reply #99 on: March 28, 2019, 11:05:45 PM »
Poor Ken sleeps in his tin hat because even his breathing is annoying her
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Tc

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Re: Shock today
« Reply #100 on: March 28, 2019, 11:09:38 PM »
Brilliant
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Robin

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Re: Shock today
« Reply #101 on: March 28, 2019, 11:11:09 PM »
Little did Ken know the nanny was booked in for a hysterectomy! Bad move Ken! Get your tin hat back out and practise breathing quietly
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Tc

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Re: Shock today
« Reply #102 on: March 28, 2019, 11:35:28 PM »
It's one for dragons den
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jillydoll

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Re: Shock today
« Reply #103 on: March 28, 2019, 11:48:04 PM »
Oi you lot!!!
Whose the new gal?   Fartydoll?

How very dare you all.!!!!!
I've been in stitches reading this......💨💨💨💨💨
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


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Tc

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Re: Shock today
« Reply #104 on: March 28, 2019, 11:56:31 PM »
Oops. It wasnt me jillydoll it was birdy ;D
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