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Dancing Queen

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Re: Turn offs
« Reply #45 on: March 31, 2019, 07:14:06 AM »
I am having third date today with a nice man I met on a dating site..knew as soon as I saw him he was genuine. But did have one previous date with someone whose profile pic was about 20 yrs out of date..as soon as I saw him in the car park I wanted to run away! And he had a combover..😄😄
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CLKD

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Re: Turn offs
« Reply #46 on: March 31, 2019, 08:58:06 AM »
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jillydoll

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Re: Turn offs
« Reply #47 on: March 31, 2019, 10:02:43 AM »
Comb over..... :rofl:

Omg, forgot that one.....Rab C Nesbitt.....😂🤣😂🤣
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CLKD

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Re: Turn offs
« Reply #48 on: March 31, 2019, 10:26:21 AM »
Asking DH - he would be put off by un-pleasant body odour, hairy legs and ......... he's gone away to think it over  :D

Catch a falling star .........
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jaypo

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Re: Turn offs
« Reply #49 on: March 31, 2019, 10:59:16 AM »
Do you remember the advert Jill,was it for cigars or something,where rab c nesbit was in a photo booth?hilarious.
My OH is balding but I'd rather that than a comb over😳 Donald Trump say no more
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jaypo

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Re: Turn offs
« Reply #50 on: March 31, 2019, 11:03:56 AM »
Oh do you Birdy?can you remember what they were for'didnt his seat keep slipping or something
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jillydoll

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Re: Turn offs
« Reply #51 on: March 31, 2019, 11:42:51 AM »
Perry combover.....😂🤣😂🤣

Yes...absolutely, B.O,  oh, no, no, no......there's no excuse for body odour! 😤
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CLKD

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Re: Turn offs
« Reply #52 on: March 31, 2019, 12:13:40 PM »
I don't like boxer shorts  :-X even though DH finds them comfy.  Baggy.  Worse as he ages  :-X  :-X - give me a man in something fitted  ;)
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jillydoll

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Re: Turn offs
« Reply #53 on: March 31, 2019, 12:51:33 PM »
He kept posing at the wrong time. And when he moved, the photo would be taken..😂
I'm sure it was for cigars, Hamlet or something....my dad smoked cigars...🙂

Like leather CLKD? 😂😂😂
A bit sweaty in summer....🤢🤢
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jillydoll

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Re: Turn offs
« Reply #54 on: March 31, 2019, 12:58:33 PM »
When my OH started losing his hair, he had a slight comb over! 😲😳🤣🤣
Looked ridiculous, but he accepted his hair was going, so after some nagging from me, he went and had it all shaved off.....😀 best thing he ever did....😁
I'm surrounded with baldies, son too, I now shave their heads! 😂🦅
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Cazikins

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Re: Turn offs
« Reply #55 on: March 31, 2019, 03:24:12 PM »
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jaypo

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Re: Turn offs
« Reply #56 on: March 31, 2019, 03:27:41 PM »
Hahaha,brilliant,thanks cazikins,wish they'd start making funny commercials again,instead of deep meaningful stuff for a plate of McCain's chips for example 😏
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jillydoll

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Re: Turn offs
« Reply #57 on: March 31, 2019, 05:39:58 PM »
Or sexy girls climbing out of a swimming pool,
Mind you, I still look like that, except for the, saggy belly, wrinkles, droopy boobs, hairy chin,
sore vag, and thinning hair! 🤣😂🤣😂
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Two hoots

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Re: Turn offs
« Reply #58 on: March 31, 2019, 05:48:33 PM »
Quote from: jillydoll on March 31, 2019, 05:39:58 PM
Or sexy girls climbing out of a swimming pool,
Mind you, I still look like that, except for the, saggy belly, wrinkles, droopy boobs, hairy chin,
sore vag, and thinning hair! 🤣😂🤣😂

Nobody's perfect

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jaypo

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Re: Turn offs
« Reply #59 on: March 31, 2019, 06:30:51 PM »
Don't believe her ladies,she's gorgeous
I absolutely hate sex selling stuff,it's all aimed at men and another thing,whilst I'm ranting,why is it ALWAYS women suggestively eating ice cream,who's that for?also ads that ALWAYS have women in the bath
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