It's Lager of course
If it was brown for Guiness it would be mistaken for "something else"! .....I use that emoji rather than the other rofl because I am in NI Connolly.
Jeez Tc - reading the leaflet - that's desperate! By the way why are you waiting 5 mins to dry? Rub in vigorously until gone. I read somewhere that because of the alcohol if you leave it to dry you lose some effectivness.
I used to wait, now I rub till gone plus it saves time and in your case the likelihood of going up in flames will be seriously deminished!!!