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CLKD
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changes can be scary, even when we want them
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July 17, 2018, 09:33:23 AM »
a frog. Lazing in water all day long, crawling out occasionally - catching with a very long tongue the occasional insect; out of the water for the evening, wandering around the undergrowth, occasionally making people jump
............ no worries, sleeping during the Winter
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A man.......😂😂😂😂 xxxx
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They have problems too ........... ? us ?
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Well they say 'it's a dog life', so maybe a dog. However I don't much care for sniffing bums when meeting people (er, I mean dogs).
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