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[edelweiss]

I'll have to make it up again... once more with feeling 

Letter cc to GP


Dear GP,

I saw Ms Edelweiss in my clinic today. She was complaining about everything under the sun, and frankly I wanted shot of her.

I have prescribed her:
3 chunks of toblerone, for systemic relief
1 Galaxy ripple for the local 'area', apply for 7 days starting on 1st of month
1 Cadbury's flake to be eaten in the bath, for libido
Cocoa for sleep. Make one tin last a week.
If hot flushes persist, she should have a bioidentical choc-ice.

I will see her in 3 months for a choc up.

My fee is £2,000 because I need a full service and a new set of tyres on the Aston Martin.

Sincerely
Mr Rolo Last
Consultant
Harley Quality Street
London W1

[Tempest]

Nope. You have to go privately to Mr Rolo  Last,  Sparkle. Your GP can only give you the box, but not the actual Milk Tray. They'll also question as to whether you really DO have chocolate cravings or a sweet tooth, and are you sure it's not actually anxiety or depression? CBT or Citalopram would help with that....... (I'm being too wicked now. I'm riding for a fall, aren't i)?  xxxxx

[Tempest]

Bio identical choc ice.........

 

[Annie0710]

 


We prayed for miracles and they sent us Edelweiss !!! Who needs hrt when we get personalities like you ladies !!!!

I need you all in my real life xxx

[Annie0710]

Choc up ! Xx

[Tempest]

Edelweiss is a true gift to us all, isn't she Annie? Let's all shack up together in one big mad house until all of this is over, or until we all go completely bonkers or die of a Cadbury's overdose! xxxxx

[Wrensong]

Edelweiss - absolutely brilliant!     Cheered me up no end.  You should be freely available on the NHS to ladies of a certain age.

[edelweiss]

I find CBT works well for many of my patients. It stands for Chocolate Box Therapy. You have to convince yourself that you really did mean to pick the Orange Cream after all.

I'd also like to announce a new scientific breakthrough for treatment of our male patients' Manopause - liberal applications of Nutella.  xxx

Next 5 patients please, I'm due at the golf club in an hour!

Mr Rolo Last
Quality St
London W1

[Annie0710]

 

[dangermouse]

Now I'm craving an orange Quality Street.

[Tempest]

Chocolate Box Therapy, a masterstroke of pure genius! Have I ever told you that I love you, Edelweiss? 

 

[Tempest]

Question is......here we are, 2 of us who's HRT has conked out, one with the estrogen levels of an 80 year old (me) and one on a baby dose of Tibolone and here we all are - cackling away like crazy! So, are we delirious from hormone deprivation or what? Or is it because we're finally telling how it REALLY is and at last its great to find kindred spirits? Or both? Or it could be the chocolate fumes...... xxxxx

[babyjane]

or hysteria 

oh how I wish I could eat chocolate but I can't.  It makes me terribly ill.

Is that Tibolone or Toblerone?

[Butterfly22]

I'm starting to feel pants today, I can tell my body needs HRT as headaches coming on, feel so tired, hot flushes and skin looks horrible.
Why is HRT not just a simple solution for me 🙁 I really feel like a odd ball sometimes.
Think it's a case I'm dammed if I do and dammed if I don't xx

It's probably your own cycle which will be more volatile in perimenopause. HRT at one point in the month will balance you perfectly but at another point it will either be inadequate or too strong. The key is finding something that gives you more good days than bad.

Hi thank you for reply,
I'm totally confused the doctor said the other week I'm post menopause but will get the symptoms till I'm least 55.
I was under the hospital from 25 but my gynaecologist left then I moved!
I think the only help I get now is off this site as no one testing my levels of this or that or seeing how much of anything I'm getting!
Sod the hrt I'm going to ask for the chocolate prescription as had enough 😩

[Tempest]

I think Annie has probably been at the Toblerone to be honest, Babyjane.......

I can't eat it either - but I can inhale the fumes. That'll do me nicely. xxxxx