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Author Topic: Seasonal jokes  (Read 5118 times)

jedigirl

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Seasonal jokes
« on: December 30, 2015, 08:26:10 PM »
I need cheering up  as I'm sure lots of you do on these dark days and nights so here goes...
What did one snowman say to the other?
Can you smell carrots?!!  ;D
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dazned

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Re: Seasonal jokes
« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2015, 08:49:56 PM »
GROAN !

That's as bad as my husband's jokes !  :rofl:
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CLKD

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Re: Seasonal jokes
« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2015, 09:39:06 PM »
There's one about rein dear but I cn'at remember all of it  ::)
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jedigirl

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Re: Seasonal jokes
« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2015, 09:49:22 PM »
What does a snowman take when he's ill?
A chill pill
sorry! ::)
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dazned

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Re: Seasonal jokes
« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2015, 09:51:41 PM »
Leave those Christmas crackers alone now jedigirl !  ;)
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jedigirl

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Re: Seasonal jokes
« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2015, 09:53:24 PM »
 ;D
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Dulciana

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Re: Seasonal jokes
« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2016, 08:57:48 PM »
Q.  What does Santa call his helpers?

A.  Subordinate clauses...........
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limpy

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Re: Seasonal jokes
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2016, 09:01:30 PM »
 ;D
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CLKD

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Re: Seasonal jokes
« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2016, 04:48:18 PM »
 :rofl:
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