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[Joyce]

Some men really, really shouldn't wear them! Had to avert my eyes this morning. In the pool swimming & in comes well toned, well tanned fifty something man. He never swims only goes in steam room. Anyway I carried on swimming. After I'd done my 30 minutes I showered  & headed for jacuzzi. I switch off in there & close my eyes. Lost track of time & opened eyes to look at clock & here he is walking across right in front of me. Holy moly ladies.  He is obviously confident in the way he looks, but not everyone appreciates it. His budgie smugglers are so brief, nothing is left to the imagination.

[ancient runner]

I remember seeing Tom Jones in the days of the frilly shirts. I swear to you he had a marrow in his trousers. Couldn't stop laughing.

[Joyce]

 

[CLKD]

  …… budgie smugglers 

[honeybun]

Haven't heard it called that for years CG 

Did he dress to the left or the right ......don't tell me you didn't notice 


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[purplenanny]

Ooh I say!
Where is it you swim CG ?

[MrsMopp]

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice 

[Joyce]

Not telling purplenanny!  As for right or left I'm not sure, as I saw side on, but probably right, as I only saw that side. Getting all  just seeing vision in my head! Away for a lie down now.

[SueRoe]

Am having difficulty ignoring some of the images now floating around in my head... maybe I'll just let my imagination run riot for a few minutes...

[purplenanny]

Oh shame!

[Joyce]

He looks Scandinavian. Now I understand they like being in the buff in steam rooms. 

[Limpy]

You obviously swim in a better class of place then I do CG.

We've got a male, 40 ish with an extreme beer gut, who insists on sporting, very small, tight speedos (AKA budgie smugglers)   

He really shouldn't be seen in public in them. The good news is that said gut makes everything else pale into insignificance. Not an object of lust............

[honeybun]

Why do men with the biggest.......beer bellies  .  Bet you all thought I was going to say something else there.....insist on wearing the smallest clothes and swimming costumes.
It's really not a good look at all.

I think they must have magic mirrors that tell them they look great. Mind you some women that I see in tight tight leggings must have the same kind of mirrors.

Unfortunately my mirror tells the truth when I really wish it wouldn't.


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[Limpy]

Hmm -  Know the feeling HB.
I don't like looking in the mirror when I've got tight things on.
Especially when I've got my lenses in 

[honeybun]

Maybe that's what a lot of men need.....glasses and not of the beer kind 


It was when I was trying on swimming costumes that I really needed subdued lighting, well darkness really 


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