Bet it's hormones  

 - within 10 mins. of a bleed starting I would have to dash to the loo with the runs  

 couldn't go anywhere at that time of month  

.  
My poohs vary dependent on what I have been eating.  Sometimes lots of small hardish bits, fast - sometimes it's soft and fast; other times I take ages to pass a motion which can be any colour/consistency you choose  

.  Rarely smelly. Always accompanied by a pee ……. 
I am a recovering anorexic  

 so am totally aware of everything my gut does from the gullet downwards.  Since beginning treatment for IBS in 1998 at least the gurgling has stopped.  I watched a machine making that blue slush stuff and it was churning the mixture like my stomach used to, for years and years and  

.  If I had a day when I didn't feel queasy we would write it on the calendar ……