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[jedigirl]

This is nothing to do with menopause but one of the kids at school told me this joke today and its now officially my favourite joke;
What did one snowman say to the other?
"Can you smell carrots?"!!!!
Please post your favourite, we need the chuckles!! X

[Millykin]

What's pink and fluffy?

Pink fluff.

What's blue and fluffy?

Pink fluff holding its breath!

[jedigirl]

 

[Dulciana]

What's green and hairy and goes up and down?
A gooseberry in a lift.
(My Dad's joke from the 1960's.)

How do you get four elephants into a mini?
Two in the front, two in the back.
How do you get four giraffes into a mini?
You can't, because the elephants are there already.
(Ditto above!)

[CJ-sleepless]

A man goes to the doctor and says: 'Doctor, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom.' The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him.
The man asks: 'Is it serious, doctor?' and the doctor replies: 'I'm sorry to tell you, but this is just the tip of the iceberg.'

 

[jedigirl]

Brilliant!!

[CLKD]

 

[oldsheep]

I have no idea why I found this soooo funny, but it's not really a joke, it's something a doctor wrote in his notes:

Mr X was to have a bowel resection but he became a stockbroker instead.

[honorsmum]

My children's favourite joke -

What's brown and sticky?







...a stick!