A man received the following text from his neighbour:
I am so sorry mate. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping
myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around, in fact more than you.
I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that
it won't, ever happen again.
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot
his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in:
damn autospell! I meant "wifi", not "wife"