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Menopause Humour => The funny side of menopause => Topic started by: kes on October 18, 2014, 07:24:36 AM

Title: Unfortunate incident
Post by: kes on October 18, 2014, 07:24:36 AM

A man received the following text from his neighbour:

 I am so sorry mate. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping
 myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around, in fact more than you.

 I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse.

 I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that
 it won't, ever happen again.

 The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot
 his wife and killed her.


 A few moments later, a second text came in:

 damn autospell! I meant "wifi", not "wife"

Title: Re: Unfortunate incident
Post by: CLKD on October 18, 2014, 08:28:23 AM

 :rofl:

Title: Re: Unfortunate incident
Post by: ellie on October 29, 2014, 02:12:06 PM

 :clapping: :clapping: :lol:

Title: Re: Unfortunate incident
Post by: Tabbycat on October 29, 2014, 04:05:58 PM

Excellent!  ;D

Some real autospell fails here: http://thoughtcatalog.com/nico-lang/2013/10/39-epic-autocorrect-fails-that-temporarily-ruined-peoples-lives/ (http://thoughtcatalog.com/nico-lang/2013/10/39-epic-autocorrect-fails-that-temporarily-ruined-peoples-lives/)

Warning - NSFW, lots of swearing (mostly because of the autospell!).

Title: Re: Unfortunate incident
Post by: Cassie on October 29, 2014, 06:17:30 PM

Oops... :D

Title: Re: Unfortunate incident
Post by: purplenanny on November 16, 2014, 01:08:08 PM

Love it!   ;D (http://;D)

Title: Re: Unfortunate incident
Post by: Rowan on November 16, 2014, 02:01:22 PM

That is just so funny I will have to pass it on kes.  :) 

Damned auto spell and premetif text has caught me out quite a few times, even on MM when I post on my kindle.