Two little lads were in their bedroom discussing how they were "big boys" now. The elder one said to the little'un, I reckon we should start swearing, it's what the big boys do... So they were listing all the naughty words they knew and cooked up a plan for the morning. Mother called them down for breakfast and asked the big one what he'd like for his breakfast... "Cocoa-pops ya Bitch", he said. Well, mother went mad, smacked him round the ear and sent him back upstairs with orders not to come down till he'd thought about what he'd said, and never to say it again.... the little'un looked a bit shocked... Right sez mum to the younger boy, and what would you like then? Little'un looked at her and said..... Well, it won't be f***in' Cocoa-pops that's for sure...
