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Author Topic: Spot and the Mushrooms  (Read 3823 times)

kes

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Spot and the Mushrooms
« on: April 10, 2014, 11:15:17 AM »

She wanted to serve her guests mushroom-smothered steak,
but she had no mushrooms and no time to buy them.

Her husband suggested, "Why don't you go pick some of
the mushrooms that are growing wild down by the stream?
I'm new to this what happens now
"No, some wild mushrooms are poisonous."

"Well, I see varmints eating them and they're OK."

So she picked a bunch and washed, sliced and sautéed them for her dinner.

Then she went out on the back porch and gave Spot,
their dog, a double handful. Spot ate every bite.

All morning long, she watched the dog.

The wild mushrooms hadn't affected him after a few hours,
so she decided to use them.  The meal was a great success.

After everyone had finished, her daughter came in
and whispered in her ear, "Mum, Spot is dead."

Trying to keep her head about her, she left the room as quickly as possible,
called the doctor and told him what had happened.

The doctor said, "That's bad, but I think we can take care of it.
I'll call for an ambulance and I'll be there as quickly as I can.

We'll give everyone enemas and we'll pump out their stomachs
and everything will be fine.   Just keep them calm."

Before long they started to hear the sirens as the ambulance tore down the road.

The paramedics and the doctor had their suitcases, syringes, and a stomach pump.

One by one, they took each person into the bathroom,
gave them an enema, and pumped out their stomachs.

After the last one was done the doctor came out and said,

"Everything will be okay now," and with that he left.

The hosts and the guests were all weak and knackered sitting around
the living room when the daughter came in and said to her mum,

"I can't believe that guy!"

"What guy?"

"You know, that one who ran over Spot, he never even slowed down"
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Greyhoundgal

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Re: Spot and the Mushrooms
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2014, 12:21:49 PM »

 :rofl:
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CLKD

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Re: Spot and the Mushrooms
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2014, 02:11:01 PM »

 ;D
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ellie

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Re: Spot and the Mushrooms
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2014, 10:56:02 AM »

 ;DV ;D ;D
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juliekim

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Re: Spot and the Mushrooms
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2014, 01:03:56 PM »

 ;D ;D Thank you for posting this, it has really made me laugh after a pretty stressful week!!!

Julie xx
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Wombat

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Re: Spot and the Mushrooms
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2014, 07:49:46 PM »

Brilliant  :D :D :D :D
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