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[CLKD]

ADs help my depression so much I would rather remain scatterbrained, at least I'm out of bed 

I didn't tell my French tutor this morning that she is dealing with a meno brain 

[Smokey]

Went to put my pin no in machine today and wondered why it was declined, then relised I had put my staff no in by mistake!

[CLKD]

I've had to apply for another PIN number for our joint acc. as we usually shop together  but now that the Festive Season looms 

[Elena]

Put salt pot in my pocket and took it to son's house yesterday................thought it was my mobile phone 

Ellie

[CLKD]

   .......... found out when you tried to answer it then ............ 

[pixie]

 

Was relaxing in the bath yesterday, when I picked up a bottle of CIF bathroom cleaner and very nearly washed my hair with it!

[lady57]

I was so tired after visiting family that i decided to go to bed early. Put Ovestin cream on my toothbrush!!! thank goodness i noticed before i tried to insert toothpaste where the ovestin is meant to go 

[sandie w]

I'm a receptionist.. We have a TV in reception for visitors to watch.Well on Friday the phone rang and i picked up the TV control and said Good Morning ******* how can i help only to realise i was talking to the TV control instead of the hanset. The visitor in reception looked at me like i had lost the plot and then we both had a good laugh about it.  Wonder how many people he told about that. 


TM 

[pixie]

  x  Fantastic!

[flushtered]

I nearly paid for someone else's petrol today, I told the woman I was at pump 2 - good job I was listening and not in a dream  when she said £32 blah, blah, blah.... mean scot me had only filled up with £14 - she then had to cancel sale as my card was in machine by this time 

[flushtered]

P.S. I was at pump 4!

[CLKD]

You can still remember ! Ihad my new PIN number arrive but have already lost it before even trying to remember it 

[pixie]

   Went into the kitchen earlier, forgot why I was there, went back into the lounge, then remembered what is was and went back into the kitchen and forgot again!  Decided to give up and go into an entirely different room, remembered what is was again, but decided not to bother with it at all in the end and left it in the kitchen!! Foggy or what? 

[Elena]

oh dear    but sooooooooo frustrating 

[CLKD]

I can't remember these, doing searches