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Author Topic: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!  (Read 240674 times)

CLKD

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #120 on: February 04, 2011, 09:10:53 AM »
I wonder whether the smell that follows me around is my breath ........

This woman should keep her false teeth in fresh water then  >:(

This morning she filled one bowl with meusli, the other with sugar and milk and carried both to the table  >:( now which bowl does *she* want  ::)
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Taz2

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #121 on: February 04, 2011, 05:29:23 PM »
I posted somewhere else about this CLKD. I had this after an extraction. The smell could be your breath which is why your husband can't smell dog poo in the house. The way to check is to give the inside of your wrist a good lick, leave it to dry and then sniff it. Not very pleasant but then you will know if your breath is fresh.

Taz x
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Von

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #122 on: February 04, 2011, 06:41:54 PM »
CLKD - liver!? i wonder who thinks up these colours/names, bless him he's lovely whatever the colour!  Our other dog is a cross breed, we think she has bull mastiff & staffy in her, but we're always happy to take suggestions.

The old woman has offered to do my weekly shop for me..........not sure if I trust her though, anything could go wrong!!!!! ::)
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CLKD

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #123 on: February 04, 2011, 08:34:44 PM »
Will I go with her then  ;)  amybe that way one of us will remember where I parked the car  ::)
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Cazikins

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #124 on: February 05, 2011, 01:09:41 AM »
Quote from: CLKD on February 04, 2011, 08:34:44 PM
amybe that way one of us will remember where I parked the car  ::)

Did we take the car???  :o :o

 ;D ;D
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Lou

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #125 on: February 05, 2011, 01:22:22 AM »
er what car ? we don't have a car !  :o  ???
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Taz2

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #126 on: February 05, 2011, 10:17:40 AM »
Yes! It could I reckon if you are a self-centred person who only wanted the baby as a prop and they all look the same to be honest if they aren't yours!

I used to worry that if I ever had to identify one of mine when they were quite young I wouldn't be able to do it. But then again I am not really a maternal type which is why I prayed for sons as I thought (mistakenly) that they would flee the nest quicker and I could go back to being "me" instead of "mum"  ;D

Taz x
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CLKD

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #127 on: February 05, 2011, 04:11:20 PM »
We *didn't* have a car  :o  ........ so whose car keys are in my hand  ;)
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #128 on: February 05, 2011, 06:36:42 PM »
Sharp in take of breath..........oh Larky, here in NZ we are 1 year behind in corrie, I watch all the time but have been careful not to find out whats happening in the up to date world. ;D ::)

isn't the car that big metal thing with 4 wheels....if so I think they must be my car keys....I'm going to get one of those keyrings that make a noise when you whistle at them then I can disguise my forgetfulness as happiness!!!!  :whist: :whist: :whist: ;D :lol:
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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #129 on: February 05, 2011, 08:14:54 PM »
Ha ha ha, it took about 8 times to realise what it was. Eddie. x NO
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Trey

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #130 on: February 05, 2011, 08:20:45 PM »
Still don't get it unless it is the men's room.  Darn, I feel dumb. >:(
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Eddie

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #131 on: February 05, 2011, 08:22:46 PM »
Trey. What do you call the tissue stuff you clean your bottom with????
Eddie. x
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terriw

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #132 on: February 05, 2011, 08:23:08 PM »
S'OK Trey, I don't get it either.........you were brave enough to admit it though!! ;)
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terriw

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #133 on: February 05, 2011, 08:24:39 PM »
HA!! thanks Eddie, I see it now.

Yes, done that!! :o ::)
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Trey

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #134 on: February 05, 2011, 08:33:10 PM »
So is it that there is no TP?  Honestly Larky, just when I thought my brain was functioning better with my increase in estrogen.  Now I'm back to square one. :-\
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