What a fab thread this is and CLKD thanks for a much needed laugh

Erm, my goodness me! I can relate to so much of what is in this thread about the old lady! I wish I didn’t but I kinda do.
I’m 53 and when I was 20 I thought 50 was really old but now I’m here and my head seems stuck at around 33! But, yeah the nasty bathroom mirror is the one that allows sneaky old lady to cruelly appear.
She has jowls!

I don’t have those but she keeps barging in with them right up close.
She also has that flat bottom thing going on, I haven’t got a flat bum, I never had a flat bum .. how very dare she.