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[coffee mate]

She's only gone and arranged for the carpet cleaner to come and clean stairs and hall way next Wednesday, and she KNOWS I'll be away all next week and hubby will be at work. Hubby thinks it's my fault, anyone would think I had booked him 

[Bette]

She put OH's anti-perspirant in the recycling bin even though it was nearly full and then yesterday couldn't find the volume knob on the car radio - of course, he was there to witness that too. Can't seem to get him to realise that it's not me but her! 
Bette x

[anita vadhir]

What a relief, all this time I thought it was me..... but now I know I have the stranger in my house.
 She deleted an important business email today with one swift click, how does she think my business will survive if she keeps deleting important stuff? Had to contact the client again on her behalf to get him to re send.
My husband asks daily "how long will she be staying?", as he never knows who he is taking to bed. lol

My friends have met her and are trying to weigh up who the hell she is......

I keep slipping HRT into her cuppa hoping that she will b----er off !!!!!

Actually I am thinking of sending her to stay with my ex husband she will suit him just fine

[Dyan]

This woman in my house tried to log on with her digital scales instead of
her iPod today.Duuuurrrr.You will never catch me doing that.

[Joyce]

Yesterday she came out with a load of gibberish to her long suffering husband, who looked at her as if she had lost the plot! 

[san]

She bought a packet of suet today believing we had none. In the fridge were two unopened packets both in date. What a fool she is 

[Joyce]

San that's strange as in my house she went out yesterday to Tesco in the pouring rain as she had run out of soy sauce for her tea.  Later on whilst searching for something else she found 2 bottles at the back of the cupboard! DUH!!!!   

[littleminnie]

The sun has just come out, this reminded me that I had washing to peg out in the washer.  Went to get it, and the stupid woman must have switched the washer off after I'd set it going. She is so annoying.  Got to wait now, the sun will have gone by the time its done. 

[Redfaced]

Now then girls, aren't we told to welcome and embrace change?
When the Strange Woman comes to our house and has the crying wobblies, Hubby and son go very quiet and very very obedient - that has to be good doesn't it? Their scared pale faces are a bit worrying though.

If only I could control her though...
last week she went into my work and completed a very complicated piece of work before I'd even started it
It must have been her because I would have remembered doing 2 whole days of budgets, wouldn't I?

[CLKD]

Don't know - would you, I certainly have no recall faculties these days  - welcome on Board !

[ricky]

She was in the sea, a big wave came knocked her flying she held onto her sun glasses, stood up and her bottoms were round her ankles 
What a state

[CLKD]

  so she's an Exhibitionist as well 

[ricky]

 Yes CLKD
And she was the in the pool doing the aqua aroebics and was the ONLY ONE, who could not lift herself out by her arms and onto the side of the pool. HOW EMBARRASING there were much older ladies there who managed with ease, she had to swim away with a very very red face

[CLKD]

Lack of stamina! so lots of practice - I think swimming away is OK myself, don't want any more bruises on my arms by slipping back into the water 

[viv]

She is doing my knitting for me again and making a right mess of it. She managed to knit and extra button hole on my cardy. I wouldn't mind but the button hole was right up under my chin. I had to sew it over.

Stupid woman should read the pattern.

Honeyb
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