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Author Topic: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!  (Read 135291 times)

Joyce

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #15 on: March 21, 2010, 08:47:13 PM »

 ;D ;D ;D
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CLKD

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #16 on: March 22, 2010, 09:17:14 AM »

<looks in mirror>  ::)
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cris5mum

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #17 on: March 24, 2010, 09:50:15 PM »

 ;D ;D ;D  lmao she's here at mine right now....should i ring the police catch her in the act ...lol
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viv

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« Reply #18 on: March 24, 2010, 10:08:39 PM »

Th only problem is they might arrest the wrong woman.  ::)

Viv
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Suzi Q

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #19 on: March 25, 2010, 06:49:50 AM »

Wow I have one too I thought it was just my imagination
Shes plump bit iffy looking and she seems to walk like shes in pain
Wonder who she is? maybe have to hang around and ask
Mind I only see her when I look in the mirror wonder why?
Suzi Q ;)
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Lou

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #20 on: March 27, 2010, 09:21:33 AM »

I see her in my mirror too, and at the shops, caught her in my friends car mirror as well.  But she's not moving in here, I'm not letting her...she can go hike !  ;D
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CLKD

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #21 on: March 27, 2010, 12:18:35 PM »

 ;D
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Joyce

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« Reply #22 on: March 27, 2010, 01:19:08 PM »

Blimey, she's getting about a bit, isn't she?  Wonder where she's off to next.  Maybe a world tour.  Wish I was her!  ;D ;D ;D
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Meggie

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #23 on: March 27, 2010, 07:16:58 PM »

I've been sitting toooooo long and it's taken an age to get off the sofa......but the strange woman's here too, hobbling round like a geriatric, just like my mum used to after her hip operation, bum stuck out, leaning forward, flat footed and frumpish.  I want her to go away.  I loved my Mum so much but I'm not ready for all of this.  Please Mum, allow me my memories and the things that made me smile but let me stay young, mobile, excited about the future ..... not frightened of getting old before my time.  There, that's better, I've straightened up and I'm walking properly again - see, she's gone again ....... and I get a sneaky feeling that the reflection in the cooker hood isn't me at all ??   Here we go again.

Meggie
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Joyce

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #24 on: March 27, 2010, 08:02:06 PM »

Does the strange lady groan as she stands up or bends over?  She does in my house. 
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viv

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« Reply #25 on: March 27, 2010, 10:22:30 PM »

She groans and rubs her knees as well. I have also heard her farting and i know that cannot be me.

I dont do things like that.  ;D ;D
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Bckquine

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« Reply #26 on: March 27, 2010, 10:29:06 PM »

 :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Joyce

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« Reply #27 on: March 28, 2010, 10:00:37 AM »

 ;D ;D ;D
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CLKD

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« Reply #28 on: March 28, 2010, 11:22:19 AM »

 :poke2:  blame the dog?  Or the better halve ........  :-*
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Meggie

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Re: THERE IS A STRANGE WOMAN IN MY HOUSE!
« Reply #29 on: March 28, 2010, 05:36:59 PM »

This is such fun.

Does the strange woman in your house have whiskers on her chin - there's something strange going on with mine !!  Is she also reaching out for Tena Lady?

Meggie
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