Just heard this briefly on the radio. Forgive me if it’s questionable.
A man fled the scene after crashing his car in Wiltshire.
He ran into an animal sanctuary, not knowing there was a really aggressive Emu there.
The Emu cornered him, hissing at him, and I think, kicked him in the ribs.
The police were informed, now he’s in custody.
One up for the animals!