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[Flossieteacake]

So this morning my brain fog bit a new low...
Whilst walking to the living room I went the wrong direction and hit my head on a beam under the stairs.... We have lived here 10 years and I walked in totally the wrong way. I knew where I was going, but no idea how to get there.

Bump on head. Hoped it may have knocked some sense into me. But v doubtful.

Still, better than last week when someone asked for my name. Nope🙄. I couldn't remember at first. Maybe more Easter egg will help?!

Ouch! I hope you are not in pain. I would say more Easter egg is a very good idea.

[SarahT]

Cracking a choc egg open as we speak. Well I say an egg....I mean the last one😂

[CLKD]

I've had a silly day thus far.  A couple of weeks go I put a tray of water in a corner where I rarely step, at the time I wondered whether 'this is the right place'.  Last week I manoeuvred round it without problems, this morning however  - stepped back, so had to change jeans, socks and shoes. 

I stood my lunch plate on the arm of the settee as I have done 100s of times, not this morning though: caught it with my elbow so it crashed onto our newly laid wood-effect floor  .  I managed to scope up the chips ........ everything else, out to the birds 

You probably realise that right now I am sitting, very, very still 

[Flossieteacake]

I've had a silly day thus far.  A couple of weeks go I put a tray of water in a corner where I rarely step, at the time I wondered whether 'this is the right place'.  Last week I manoeuvred round it without problems, this morning however  - stepped back, so had to change jeans, socks and shoes. 

I stood my lunch plate on the arm of the settee as I have done 100s of times, not this morning though: caught it with my elbow so it crashed onto our newly laid wood-effect floor  .  I managed to scope up the chips ........ everything else, out to the birds 

You probably realise that right now I am sitting, very, very still 

Oops!

[CLKD]

Yep  and a lot of bad language .........

[jaypo]

Just tried to take off my make up with a femfresh wipe 😳
All sympathetic comments gratefully accepted

[Flossieteacake]

Just tried to take off my make up with a femfresh wipe 😳
All sympathetic comments gratefully accepted

Didnt your husband once get those mixed up with make up wipes?

[jaypo]

He doesn't wear make up Flossie 

[Flossieteacake]

He doesn't wear make up Flossie 

  sorry, I thought once your husband had to look for make up wipes for you in a shop and he picked those instead. I think I was getting you mixed up with another member.

[jaypo]

Aaaaahahahaha yes yes,so he did,that was in Tesco's,omg I just burst out laughing remembering that,heyho obviously it's an easy mistake    In my defence,face wipes and femfresh sit right next to each other in the bathroom 🙄

[Flossieteacake]

Aaaaahahahaha yes yes,so he did,that was in Tesco's,omg I just burst out laughing remembering that,heyho obviously it's an easy mistake    In my defence,face wipes and femfresh sit right next to each other in the bathroom 🙄

Haha, I am glad I made you laugh.

[CLKD]

A healthy vagina doesn't require 'wipes'!  Any1 remember 'femfresh' spray, it had a distinctive odour  so everyone in the house hold knew 

Wipe are useful on holiday when camping ......... disposed correctly, of course.

So far today I've not even thought of doing anything stupid : however, there's still time 

[jaypo]

Nowt wrong with me nether regions thanks  I just find they make me feel cleaner and fresher.....although NOT my face 

[Songbird]

Just tried to take off my make up with a femfresh wipe 😳
All sympathetic comments gratefully accepted

Next you'll be popping a bit of blusher on yer flower, Jaypo   

[jaypo]

Yes songbird?? 🤣😂🤣😂🤣