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[Flossieteacake]

How odd, CLKD. Didn’t see that one 

Re doing stupid things, oh, where to start  …..

The number of times I’ve forgotten where my mobile phone is and insist that my hubby phones it to “lead me to it”.  Stoopidest place was inside a biscuit tin 😳..

Also forgetting where my car is parked at the supermarket. I run up and down the lanes pressing my remote control key, listening for the “beep”. And lastly……….

Trying to pay for garden centre lunch with my Tesco club card 

I think a lot of people have tried to pay for things with loyalty cards or in my case years ago, a library card.

[Flossieteacake]

what's a biryani?

It is a spicy curry.

[CLKD]

AH - spicy curry ........ ?? cold for breakfast ?? and nope, that's not as stupid as it sounds ;-)

[CLKD]

I had A Moment last night  .  Began running bubbles and water into our bathtub, then realised that the window needed to be shut to stop the draught. However: stepped into the bath + water and had forgotten to undress.  Window situated over the bathtub = wet socks 

[Flossieteacake]

I had A Moment last night  .  Began running bubbles and water into our bathtub, then realised that the window needed to be shut to stop the draught. However: stepped into the bath + water and had forgotten to undress.  Window situated over the bathtub = wet socks 

  I hate the  feeling of wet socks!

[jaypo]

Isn't there a saying about paddling with your socks on 

I made my OH his fave dinner last night,it's chicken and bacon in a cheesey cream sauce and later whilst putting stuff in the dishwasher, I realised,no cheese grater,he'd eaten it and thought because he had a cold,that was the reason it tasted bland 🙀 ooops!!

[CLKD]

   good job I don't do any cooking here 

I hate wet socks too.  Several times in recent weeks I've managed to tip the birds' water bowls over .......  . bugga

[Flossieteacake]

Isn't there a saying about paddling with your socks on 

I made my OH his fave dinner last night,it's chicken and bacon in a cheesey cream sauce and later whilst putting stuff in the dishwasher, I realised,no cheese grater,he'd eaten it and thought because he had a cold,that was the reason it tasted bland 🙀 ooops!!

  You can just blame the cold for that.

[Wrensong]

and later whilst putting stuff in the dishwasher, I realised,no cheese grater,he'd eaten it and thought because he had a cold,that was the reason it tasted bland

He ate the cheese grater?!

[Flossieteacake]

and later whilst putting stuff in the dishwasher, I realised,no cheese grater,he'd eaten it and thought because he had a cold,that was the reason it tasted bland

He ate the cheese grater?!

 

[CLKD]

That would be taking roughage intake to extremes 

[jaypo]

Haha,sorry,bad grammar Wrensong but if he doesn't stop moaning he WILL be eating the cheese grater 

[CLKD]

   how's his 'cold' today?

[Songbird]

I'm ever so glad it's not just me  . To date I've..
Brought dog poo home rather than depositing in dog poo bin..
Left my mobile phone in freezer
Put canderel in potatoes rather than salt
That's all I'm willing to disclose 

[CLKD]

Oh Blame that Woman 

Canderel - didn't know that 1 could still buy that!