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[jaypo]

Line them up Pardner.......surely cazikins 

[CLKD]

Just come back from the Windy City
The Windy City is mighty pretty but she ain't got what we got
No sirreee .......... Windy City being Chicago Illinois. 

Which is mentioned in one of the lines but haven't got there yet ........

They have CRITTERS in Illionois.  Things that go bang in the night 


Here we go:

The windy city is mighty pretty
But they ain't got what we got
I'm tellin' ya, boys
We got more life in Deadwood City
Than in all of Illinois There's more, lots of it 

[Cazikins]

Line them up Pardner.......surely cazikins 

  yep something very similar jaypo  & make it a double. xx

[jaypo]

I am seriously losing the plot....nearly took my make up off with a femfresh wipe 

[sheila99]

If you must put make up on your... 

[CLKD]

There's a joke about that somewhere  . The Wash Cloth

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort.

So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the wash cloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the wash cloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.

I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal .. Some shopping, cleaning, cooking. After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mummy, where's my wash cloth?"

I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."

Never going back to that doctor again........... never.

[jillydoll]

 


She does Shelia. Talk about trout pout with all that cherry lipstick! 🤣😂🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️

[jaypo]

I'm just ignoring jill and Sheila clkd,they are SOOOOOO rude,you'd never hear me being so vulgar 😇😇😇😇😇😇

[CLKD]

What d' think of my 'joke'? 

[jaypo]

Ha,yes,very good,going to remember that one...........or will I? 

[sheila99]

Glitter will go well with the lipstick 

[jaypo]

You should see when I put mascara on 

[sheila99]

 

[CLKD]

How often do you miss 

[C.C.]

 

So being sleep-deprived you catch yourself putting things in places where they don't belong...like last night I was cleaning up after supper and I was about to put the carton of milk in the cupboard, and the salt and pepper in the fridge...dh asked me if I knew what I was doing.